Book two of the Oceanview Trilogy. Following on from the events in God Just Wanted To Play Golf. LUCIFER: fallen angel, snappy dresser, and the dashingly good-looking CEO of Hell, enjoys a drama-free and peaceful life. He spends his days high-fiving new residents and ensuring their needs are met with an endless supply of LSD, electronic dance music, and neon glowsticks. So, when the entire population of Heaven shows up on his doorstep, his happy life is ripped out from beneath him. Forced to team up with the Grim Reaper, their quest leads them to the hallowed halls of the Kingdom of Angels, where they make an earth-shattering discovery. Heaven is closed and God is missing. Meanwhile, a mysterious portal has opened in the rubble of the small town of Oceanview, and the Oceanview Seven, the only survivors of the zombie-demon apocalypse, find themselves hunted by a strange and deadly creature called The Caretaker. When one of the survivors is critically injured by a cursed weapon, the rest of the Oceanview Seven and the Grim Reaper create an unlikely alliance with the leaders of Heaven and Hell. As the team begins to uncover the shocking truth, a dangerous and relentless new enemy emerges from the darkest depths of the Old Testament.